Idle Thoughts Of A Wandering Mind

Idle Thoughts Of A Wandering Mind
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I Planted Some Bird Seed. A Bird Came Up. Now I Don't Know What To Feed It.
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I Had Amnesia Once ... Or Twice.
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I Went To San Francisco . I Found Someone's Heart. Now What?
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Protons Have Mass? I Didn't Even Know They Were Catholic.
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All I Ask Is A Chance To Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy.
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If The World Were A Logical Place, Men Would Be The Ones Who Ride Horses Sidesaddle.
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What Is A "Free" Gift? Aren't All Gifts Free?
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They Told Me I Was Gullible...And I Believed Them.
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Teach A Child To Be Polite And Courteous In The Home And, When He Grows Up, He'll Never Be Able To Merge His Car Onto The Freeway.
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Experience Is The Thing You Have Left When Everything Else Is Gone.
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One Nice Thing About Egotists: They Don't Talk About Other People.
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My Weight Is Perfect For My Height -- Which Varies.
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I Used To Be Indecisive. Now I'M Not Sure.
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How Can There Be Self-Help "Groups?"
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If Swimming Is So Good For Your Figure, How Do You Explain Whales?
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Show Me A Man With Both Feet Firmly On The Ground, And I'll Show You A Man Who Can't Get His Pants Off.
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Is It Me -- Or Do Buffalo Wings Taste Like Chicken?
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Today Is The Oldest You've Ever Been, Yet The Youngest You'll Ever Be, So Enjoy This Day While It Lasts!   In Other Words... Enjoy Your Youth!

"Shahid"

[tHe SiLLy BoY]